Monday, April 04, 2005

Overheard at Breakfast

The following was overheard at a Waffle House while Valium and I were having breakfast. I know, "Waffle House Bad" but we were in Colorado Springs, it kind of felt right. This was a conversation between our waitress and the short order cook:

Waitress: Bacon, egg, hash, cheese.
Short Order Cook: What?
Waitress: Bacon, egg, hash, cheese.
Short Order Cook: What?
Waitress: (slower this time) Bacon, egg, hash, cheese.
Short Order Cook: What?
Waitress: Oh, sorry. Bacon, egg, hash AND cheese.
Short Order Cook: Thank you. How's that open conjunction working for you?

1 comment:

Joy said...

oh my, that was funny... I'm still laughing...