Kids... don't try this at home.

I found this over at Reassigned Time, and I thought to myself, "Why the Hell not!” This is now it works:

1. Harken back to your archives.
2. Collect the first sentence you wrote every month for the whole year.
3. Entertain us.

January: “The last year already seems like a distant memory.” – not exactly ground breaking blogging.

February: Nothing—what the hell was I doing in February?

March: "Wow, how long has it been? For those who are wondering where I have been... the answer is school.” – Ah… that explains it.

April: "I find it difficult to manage my iPod and music.” – gads… am I this boring?

May: "It is really hard to believe that one week from today we'll be in Europe. – ah… yes.

June: "Pisa is only about an hour or so out of Florence on train and given it’s famous monument, we couldn’t resist.” – still in Europa

July: “Apparently a new film called Facing the Giants (2006) has landed the MPAA before the United States House of Representatives.” – back to the reality that I live in a near fascist country.

August: "At what point do we stop believing the denials of anti-Semitism?” -- Mel Who?

September: "When I woke up this morning, I was seduced first thing by the E! top 101 guilty pleasures.” -- I don’t recommend doing this.

October: "So, perhaps the reason that NeoConservative Republicans have problems supporting gay rights is that they confuse the issue.” – Ah yes Mark Foley, we remember him well.

November: "Thanks to Girlzoot for the photo.” – This was followed by yet another apology for being dark for so long.

December: "What do you do with a B.A. in English, what is my life going to be?” – borrowed from Avenue Q, and really is my theme song.

Wow… I need to post more and quit bitching about how busy I am. Here’s to more posts in 2007!