Thursday, January 20, 2005

Today's Warm and Fuzzy Thought

Hollywood Gossip

I am so fucking sick of hearing about how audiences stayed away from Oliver Stone's Biopic Alexander because Alexander the Great was gay. People stayed away from the film because it was miscast, misdirected, mislead and otherwise just sucked. I know because I saw it.

As far as which character on The Simpsons is going to be outed, I am 99% positive that it is not Waylan Smithers. First, it would be a news event equivalent to Nathan Lane coming out. Second, for years he has been open about his love for Mr. Burns and he has never really hidden his sexuality (if you want I can provide a list of gay Smithers moments). I mean for Christ sakes he wrote a fucking musical about Malibu Stacey, The Simpsons' version of Barbie. I think this is one of the things I have always liked about Smithers. He has always been openly gay without ever really having to say... I'm gay. In fact, I really hope that it is not Smithers. My money is on Selma or Patty, though I have heard some rumors about Flanders, which would just rock my world. I mean have you seen Flanders topless? (see the episode where he plays the lead in Streetcar) Then again there is always Milhouse..... hmmm wonder what the odds are on him?

Sorry, I just had to get those two things off of my chest.

Shaych

1 comment:

girlzoot said...

For me you put that big word Epic in your ads and I jsut think long and boring and rarely go and see the movie. I would've paid to see soem gay action in Alexander, but there was no way that was going to happen, so big passola for me.